When kids scream in public
thicc boy: 🍆
when u r smiling for a pic and the person cant get the camera to work for like five minutes while u pose
So my high school got a gender neutral bathroom
the first person to be mute must have been like
Either this family has no idea how green screen souvenir photos work or they know EXACTLY how they work.
when my dad was in college he had a friend who told a girl he’d take her on a date unlike any other she’d ever been on and so he took her to the supermarket to watch the lobsters fighting in the lobster tank
they’re married now
"She’s really pretty for a black girl"
“He’s really cool for a gay guy”
“She’s doing really well for a woman”
me at school
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