I’ve recently decided to freeze myself to -273℃. My friends think I’ll die, but I’ll be 0K.
“boys will be bo-“
*punches you in the face*
bOYS WILL BE HELD RESPONSIBLE FOR THEIR ACTIONS LIKE EVERYONE ELSE
we will not.
you will do so or i’ll shove responsibility so far up your ass you’ll taste tax bills for weeks
that was the greatest comeback in the history of great comebacks
do your eyes ever randomly go out of focus and then you are too lazy to focus them back in and just stare at nothing for a while
my old school tried to do a production of hairspray the musical but there were only 2 black people in the entire school so they rewrote it using redheaded people